Question for All

Ok, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the Red Sox (who are winning 3-0 right now, a gift from the Angels), but I just have to ask this. Maybe someone out there can help me. I watch a lot of sports, and as such am continually bombarded by commercials promising men hope to overcome their erectile dysfunction, generally by using the medication Cialis. That's all fine, but can you tell me-what the h*ll is with the bathtubs in these stupid ads? Bathtubs on the beach, on the mountain top, overlooking a rocky ledge...I just don't get it. Have clawfoot tubs become a staple of outdoor sex and leisure that has passed me by? Am I missing something great?

Also, just in case you were wondering...don't expect to see the Blue Stater decked out in any of this **** anytime soon. The Souvenir Store works fine for me, thank you very much.